2008
07.15

Logic & Legal Questions

I would not be able to answer the question as well when this student comes to me direct and demand the answer on the spot. Think for a while after reading the question raised by this student before you scroll down for the answer, see if you can think of any answer that is match to the one later….. 5 minutes brain exercise can help your brain stay active, make brain-healthy life choices

After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization” , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an “A” for the exam. “

Professor: “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”

Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed.

Start thinking….

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Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an “A”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.”

2008
07.15

A friend sent this to me. Is this true ? Let you guys decide. :-)

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

I know it’s just a joke for us to laught at, after all, laughing is a great medicine for a healthy life but many of us do not know how to laugh, even sometimes myself was called “black face god” as I seldom laught or smile, especially when I was doing my work :-)

By laughing, we can reduce stress, lower blood pressure, improce brain functioning and make you feel good. In conclusion, laugh produces great effects on our body